I have replaced the About page with Five things the Den loves.
The USA originated Nazism, Nazi salutes, flag fetishism, robotic group-chanting to flags, and the modern swastika symbol, as shown in the research of the noted historian Dr. Rex Curry…
Boy scouts/girl scouts spread it.
Scouts also used the swastika as a symbol. It acquired the alphabetic symbolism of “Scout Submission” and the concept of self-sacrifice (even the ultimate self-sacrifice) because it represented a cross.
Flag fellationism! (not work-safe)
Young girls in the USA, if they attend government schools
(socialist schools), are often led in verbally fellating flags
every day for 12 years of their lives. Pervert politicians and other
pledgeophiliacs want government’s schools to teach girls
to show love to their Fatherland (and for their leaders).
Posted in conspiracy theories, history
Just as it was difficult for a lot of people to accept the discovery that spacetime is curved, it is difficult for some people to accept the scientific report of my previous post. To assist in this regard, I will take questions.
Q: What about the legions of facts that substantiate al Qaeda’s culpability in the September 11 attacks? Haven’t numerous intelligence agencies inside and outside of the United States documented reams of evidence that all establish the conclusion that al Qaeda planned and organized the attacks beyond any reasonable doubt? Hasn’t Osama bin Laden himself on repeat occasion claimed responsibility for the attacks of that day? Are you telling me that these facts, too, can turn on or off depending on one’s position in spacetime?
A: Yes. That is the power–dare I say the majesty–of the theory. It traverses chains of factuality backwards into history as far as it needs to.
Q: According to that poll, 43% of Egyptians report that Israel was behind the September 11 attacks. Why on earth would Israel mastermind a plan to destroy American cities and murder thousands of Americans? Doesn’t the United States supply Israel with billions of dollars in foreign aid, military technology, warm good will, etc?
A: The correct question is not “why on earth” but “where on earth”. 43% is very roughly half of Egypt. So in half of Egypt, let’s say north of Cairo, it may be a fact that the United States has been sending Israel billions of dollars in foreign aid, but south of Cairo, the United States has actually been sending them billions of forced subscriptions to magazines published by American Media, Inc.
Q: Did the Holocaust really happen?
A: Are you standing in or out of Tehran?
Q: Have we been able to map out the complete factuality patterns of any historical statements?
A: We have been able to determine that the statement “George W. Bush won the 2000 United States Presidential election” is a historical fact across most of the mainland, but is less likely to be a fact when you are in close proximity to either the east or west coast. The factuality pattern of this historical statement apparently has something to do with oceanic coastlines, although we are not sure why.
Q: I think you’re making all this up!
A: The factuality pattern of the statement “Den of Hydralisks made all this up” is as yet unknown.
Q: What practical applications of this science can we look forward to once we fully comprehend the laws governing it?
A: I’m planning on going some place where it is fact that I once ruled the entire world, personally. I’m curious to see how much damage I did.
Posted in conspiracy theories, history, Iran, politics, science and pseudoscience
Did you know that historical facts can actually change depending on where in the world you are? It’s true, and the phenomena is fascinating. It may be close to the kind of thing Richard Feynman was getting at with his concept of multiple histories.
Consider a Reuters global opinion poll in which respondents were asked who was responsible for the September 11, 2001 attacks in the United States.
The survey of 16,063 people in 17 nations found majorities in only nine countries believe al Qaeda was behind the attacks on New York and Washington that killed about 3,000 people in 2001.
In Europe, al Qaeda was cited by 56 percent of Britons and Italians, 63 percent of French and 64 percent of Germans. The U.S. government was to blame, according to 23 percent of Germans and 15 percent of Italians.
Respondents in the Middle East were especially likely to name a perpetrator other than al Qaeda, the poll found.
Israel was behind the attacks, said 43 percent of people in Egypt, 31 percent in Jordan and 19 percent in the Palestinian Territories. The U.S. government was blamed by 36 percent of Turks and 27 percent of Palestinians.
In Mexico, 30 percent cited the U.S. government and 33 percent named al Qaeda.
Now we have known for a long time that facts can change depending on the observer’s state of motion. What we are beginning to learn is that motion seems to have little to do with it. Facts just seem to change depending on which patch of the earth you are standing on at the moment.
What is not fully understood is the mechanism by which this occurs. I have heard top physicists postulate the existence of some kind of dynamic and invisible field, not unlike the electromagnetic field, which toggles historical propositions on or off according to laws which are not yet evident to us. If this hypothesis turns out to be valid, it may begin to explain many strange anomalies that have baffled observers, such as the way in which basic facts about who started what war for what reason change completely according to one’s present geographic location.
For example, the proposition “North Korea fought a defensive war in response to the invasion by the United States and South Korea past the 38th parallel on June 25, 1950” becomes factually true when you are standing in the geographic region which lies between Russia and South Korea.
Much research needs to be done before we are able to crack the mystery conclusively, but one thing is clear — this is an exciting new area of scientific inquiry that everyone will want to pay attention to.
The greatest blog ever to grace the internet can be found at http://realterrorists.blogspot.com/. It is titled simply “The American Dream”.
This blog began and ended on July 3, 2005. It has only one post, and it only needs one. The writing achieves an elegance the Den has sometimes striven for. The author is clearly an astute student of history. His ideas are profound and original. He draws on a wide knowledge of literature to support them by citing verses from history’s great poets such as Kurt Cobain. His artful use of all-caps could be considered poetic in itself.
No excerpt can do the piece justice, but below is a short one.
Here we are in the Twenty-first Century helplessly watching yet another Human Culture is “Oppressed” by a “White Suppremest Imperialistic Power”. Who’s country is the opposite of independent and who’s Rich illustrious lifestyle is nothing more than the “Spoils of War” A Nation that FORCES its POLITICAL GOALS upon another society through MILITARY POWER is called an Empire. And when its POLITICAL GOALS are RACIALY and FINANCIALLY motivated its called a “HATE CRIME” or WAR CRIME/CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
(:sniffle: I always need a Kleenex when I get to that part)
“Read the whole thing” are words I do not use lightly, but if ever they applied…! I am certain you will be as impressed as I was, and perhaps it will change the way you think about the world, and about life. Perhaps you will even wish to add this superior link to your blogroll, as I am now considering.
Posted in conspiracy theories, history, Iraq, war & strategy
Anyone looking for excellent reading material should stroll over to The Heretical Press Directory, a repository of writings by Simon Sheppard and his pals. Just click on a random essay and start reading! Amusement–and enlightenment–is all but guaranteed.
Michael Shermer wrote that “ever since Skeptic magazine published an investigative article on the 9/11 ‘Truth Movement’ and analyzed their claims, which were found wanting, I have been hounded by the so-called 9/11 ‘truthers’ because I am the editor of the magazine and therefore am suppose to be a ‘skeptic’ of the official explanation for 9/11.” Thereafter, it became difficult for Shermer to give a lecture anywhere on any subject without a truther present in the audience to stand up and press him with uncomfortable questions. When he reported this at his website, truthers emerged from the four corners of the Internet to argue in the skeptics’ home court.
Truthers come out forcefully in large numbers in the least expected places, as you can witness for yourself by browsing the comments on any Youtube video remotely related to the topic. Their efforts have not been entirely unsuccessful. A poll indicated that over a third of Americans believe it likely that the government either allowed to happen or carried out themselves the attacks of 9/11. (Naturally, the number goes up when you leave the States; a majority in India do not believe that al Qaeda was responsible for the 9/11 attacks. Bin laden is very furious about this)
I admire the tactics of truthers. They are the same tactics which countless hours playing the Starcraft Zerg–hours which I would not trade for all the ice cream in the world–have burned into my warfaring soul.
What the Truth Movement, the Zerg race, the ancient Persians, Carl von Clausewitz, the commanders on both sides of the Battle of Stalingrad, and Eric Shinseki have all understood is that victory on the battlefield–as well as truth and right–is decided not by quality but by quantity of attack. The greater the number of troops, the more annoying, the faster you can produce them, the better. Also, I believe Clausewitz included in his famous treatise a chapter on the importance of spawning enough Overlords <- Yes, do click that.
Posted in conspiracy theories, gaming, history, war & strategy
Sometimes the big news isn’t on Fox or CNN but has been hiding in your inbox all this time:
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\\PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY…thanks
WORLD AGAINST WAR I
London to DC (March 15-19 2008)
-Join us for World Against War I, the antiwar protest for the people and
planet.
We are a clandestine organization located within the United States forging an
underground movement for the people. We are deeply affected by the events
following September 11th and the genocide in the Middle east. Our intention is
to disrupt the illegal empire and stop the war machine from functioning from
the inside. We will engage the enemy, take advantage of vulnerabilities and
expose every weakness. We encourage the people to standup and stand strong with confidence, leadership, and continue organizing against every form of struggle.
The politicians in America will continue to wage war for glory and the pigs
will not stop, until they are jailed for their crimes against humanity.
We call on all free nations of the world, to unite, in our struggle against
tyranny and imperialism.
The u$ government, International Bankers, war profiteering corporations,
along with the president and his administration are guilty.
In just four short years, the people of the united states has murdered over one
million civilians in Iraq. The parties representing the American people during
the genocide, were the DEMOCRAT and REPUBLICAN Parties. The current
Democrat and Republican parties that are campaigning for President were
DIRECTLY involved in these Crimes Against Peace and will continue using the
imperial doctrine.
The military war machine continues to feed off the blood of the innocent ruled
by the wealthy elite majority. They are now continuing to spread more lies
about other countries, breeding hate for the next targets for preemptive
invasion. The American media networks are also guilty of war crimes and crimes
against humanity for their involvement in using advanced propaganda techniques against the American people.
America’s dignity and long standing history has been destroyed forever and the
people will continue to struggle. We must demand an International tribunal for
the entire federal government, media organizations, and all those who
participated in these war crimes.
Rebel States must consider separation from the union to save itself from
slavery by the Federal Reserve dollar.
We the people must use every resource available to save mankind from American politicians and special interest war profiteering corporations who will
continue to lobby war for profit with the blood of innocent children.
Join us for…
WORLD AGAINST WAR I
MARCH 15-19 2008
jim and the CHANGE team
WE WILL NEVER FORGET, WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE
this message has been sponsored by 0War & LOOSE CHANGE
http://loose-change-911.com
TRANSLATE
http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY…thanks
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This message really opened my eyes. And it contains a plot twist I didn’t see coming! Just like an M. Night Shyamalan movie it jumps out at you from nowhere at all, and just like an M. Night Shyamalan movie the presentation is absolutely perfect. I was aware of course that tyranny and crimes against humanity are real, but never would have suspected that these problems originate…guess where? In the good ol’ U$! (if you’re stuck on that one, don’t fret; I was too for awhile, but it’s not hard to figure out if you think about it)
Who could possibly have guessed that the people of the United States have murdered over one million civilians in Iraq? I certainly do not remember doing this, but admittedly my memory is short. I can’t pretend that I don’t make mistakes from time to time. So it is plausible–even probable–that you and I could have committed this horrendous crime and have been repressing the memory of it.
Apparently, shocking though it may sound, it is true that the American media are also guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity. THAT’S WHY THEY HAVEN’T PICKED UP THIS STORY. It all makes sense.
The Civil War analogy used in the message is also very appropriate, and one Abe Lincoln and Frederick Douglass would no doubt be proud of.
Therefore I have opted to go beyond forwarding this message to my friends and family. I’m putting it up here on my blog so that THE TRUTH CAN GET OUT and CHANGE CAN HAPPEN. If you were moved by the message, you’ll do the same. Unless……….you like war?
Posted in conspiracy theories, war & strategy
You can try this yourself.
1. Open up notepad in Windows XP.
2. Type “Bush hid the facts”
3. Save and close.
4. Open the file again in notepad.
Behold your sentence come true!
Some right-wing apologists have tried to explain away this damning sign as nothing more than a coincidence. A coincidence! As if such a thing exists. Well I am not sure what it means myself. All I know is that the same thing doesn’t happen when I type “Clinton hid the facts” or “Saddam hid the facts” or even “OJ hid the facts”. Interesting, hmm?
I wonder what other data is missing on my hard drive thanks to the clandestine activity of Bush? To the list of things we must demand Bush get out of–Iraq, office, men’s ovaries, etc–we can add our PC software too.
BUSH LISTEN UP YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH MY WORLD OF WARCRAFT CHARACTER OR ELSE!
Posted in conspiracy theories
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