Turning on the gay

Remember the “Gay Bomb” project? This study reported at LiveScience suggests to the inventive mind that it might have merit yet!

While several studies find homosexuality in humans and other animals is biological rather than learned, a question remains over whether it’s a hard-wired phenomenon or one that can be altered.

A new study finds drugs or genetic manipulation can turn the homosexual behavior of fruit flies on and off within a matter of hours.

Post-doctoral researcher Yael Grosjean found that all male fruit flies with a mutation in their GB gene courted other males.

“It was very dramatic,” Featherstone said. “The GB mutant males treated other males exactly the same way normal male flies would treat a female. They even attempted copulation.”

THAT is what I want to see happening in every al Qaeda tent, and I want each such event videotaped and distributed across Al Jazeera if at all possible. Let us hope that the War On Terror™ lasts long enough for us to witness the day when the technology exists to detonate megatons of Gay Bomb on our enemies at will.


4 responses to “Turning on the gay

  1. Well, if fruit flies ever rise up against the American devils, we know our weapon of choice! You’re right, getting to use this devastating weapon is yet another reason to extend the War On Terror™. Man, I hope this war never ends!

  2. We all do, Zugman, we all do. Still, it would be nice if they could get this going while Cheney is still VP, because as we all know HIS DAUGHTER IS HOMOSEXUAL. I repeat HIS DAUGHTER IS HOMOSEXUAL. Very important reason.

  3. That would be quite interesting. No that I would watch…lol.

  4. Now that I’ve been catching up on Squaresoft games, I at last figured out where your avatar comes from, total!

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