As election day rapidly approaches (only 422 long bore-ass days left!) many outlets will attempt to present a balanced analysis of the presidential candidates. At Den of Hydralisks we’re going to do better than that. We’ll tell you exactly who to vote for.
The person you should definitely vote for is Lee L. Mercer Jr., Democrat.
The reasons are compelling, although it may help a bit to be tipsy while you read them.
Hat tip to Baudrillard’s Bastard