Those “jobs Americans won’t do” that illegals keep entering the country to take would include border security.
Pretty-looking people would always have pretty personalities. Ugly-looking people would always have… no, there would be no ugly-looking people.
In winter 1942, both Hitler and Stalin, pistol in hand, travel to Stalingrad to settle the dispute in person. Neither lives to tell the tale.
We are able to raise James Madison from the dead and ask him what such-and-such a clause in the Bill of Rights really means.
While he’s up and about, Madison re-earths some old buddies. John Adams announces he’ll be taking Ted Kennedy’s place on the Senate, George Washington announces he’ll be taking W’s place as Commander-in-Chief, Jefferson announces that maybe holding slaves was bad after all, and Ben Franklin entertains us all by playing his glass harmonica for a few minutes before going back to sleep. (all provided they haven’t decomposed too badly)
Spiders have six legs, not eight. Six legs I think I could deal with.
Esperanto is a neat idea which catches on with everyone.
The Jews find the lost Ark of the Covenant and whaddaya know, the thingie still works. It still shoots the flashy lethal rays of Divine and indiscriminate justice. They start putting it to use in the Mideast beginning with, oh, maybe Damascus and moving on through Baghdad, etc.
Gun control works in the way Leftists have in mind. (as opposed to the way psychopathic dictators have in mind)
Marxism works in the way Leftists have in mind. (as opposed to the way psychopathic dictators have in mind)
Religion works in the way God had in mind. (as opposed to the way, say, L. Ron Hubbard had in mind)
Failing that, God comes down to tell us once and for all that he doesn’t exist so that we can all get over it. I’d be cool with that too.